Short one before i leave to Perth, Aussie…

This story kept linger in my mind and made me laugh everytime i tot about it..

It also make me think of children nowadays… really hard to teach..

My Aunt, who’s a teacher, were lecturing her students :

Aunt : All of you must be keep saying that i’m a old witch （老巫婆）, right?

and guess what they answered?

Students : Noooo lah teacher… we were just saying you are a “Bloody Old Witch”… (死老巫婆)!!!

and those students were just about Standard 4… Yes, i mean primary school students…

-_- students nowadays…

 

ok continue packing for my trip of the year… (also my own birthday present for myself this year! )

~coJack09~

Job function…

Me Frien : What do you do in your job now?

Me : You mean my job function?

Me Frien : Yes job function…

Me : My job is technical supervisor + Presales support + Aftersales support + company’s IT personnel + product specialist..

Me Frien : walauweiii…too much man like all in one might as well u be director

Me : Ah hold it… a cleaner has lots of job functions coz he/she can clean toilet, clean house, clean room, clean floor, clean whatever he/she sees as dirty which is fallen into his/her jobscope…. a director has only 1 job function to make that work…

which is

HIRE A CLEANER.

Thank you and have a nice day

Cojack Koh

Bullshit Multitasking specialist…
Cojackkoh.com SDN BHD

 

 

Multitasker!!

 

 

in the office at 7.45am…

Being in office at 1hour and 15minutes earlier!

wow this is a break thru lol…. i NEVER been in office this early before. All doors were shut tight when i arrived and the whole place is so quiet… eerie? no just lots of mosquitoes ~ ><

Luckilly the Canteen is opened and can see aunty and her family busy preparing sufficient food for the supply of whole new day. Luckilly one of my colleague arrived shortly after that and i get to go into the office, be at my desk, blogging this whole damn thing

Well i always being at work early. It feels so comfortable and somehow it gives me more “Umph” to prepare for a new busy day. However looking at myself always have the problem of waking up early enough, forget about it…

I only need to punch my card when i step in office everyday due to my job nature. And i’m proud of myself coz i’ve such beautiful record of punching in almost everyday at last minute…

8.59am

yes, that’s the time stamp that you can find on my punch card the most..

9.00am stays at 2nd place…. XD

Damn i’m good in getting there last minute!

wanna see how dark am i now?

see lo…

Africano-jack

Envy my healthy skin tone? go singapore, tan under the sun 2 days from 10am-1pm shud be sufficient 

Have a good Tuesday eveyone!!!!!

~coJack09~

Muvies i watched

Movies i watched, for the pass 3 days…

Marathon movie weekend with Raymond, Josh, Maria, Rachel for 2 movies…

 

Monsters VS Aliens

SI BEH funny….. laughed my intestines out for this show…. cute characters and it’s sort of sacarstic version of Fantastic 4 lol…. (some how)

Recommended show : 4.5 / 5

(0.5 gone because of “it’s another super hero show” thing..)

 

 

Terminator : Salvation

Interesting… ppl tend to think “Aiya 4th episode already sure no longer that nice anymore…”

frankly speaking, i will advise u to do your “homework” before watching this show!

I was like “HUH? wat da %^&!@” at the begining of the show… have some patience… you will get (most of) your questions answered when the show goes on. BUT STILL, i will advise to revise on the earlier episodes of Terminator Series. At least Episode 1 and 2!

Lots of scaring/frightening and very suspense scene all over the movie and you might wanna ignore your curiosity for a moment and enjoy the thrill of the entire show.

Recommended show : 4 / 5

Where the 1 went to? 

I do not like the way they use “I’ll be back” in this episode… 

and..

it’s a bit of confusing at the starting point of the movie..

 Monday night, went to watch this…

Night in the Museum 2

 This was a blast of laugher and fun. The LARGEST museum in the world came alife!!

Overall i give 4/5.

1 point went down due to a question lingered in my mind… where did his “girl friend” from previous episode?

However thumbs up for the funny-ness!

 

and for Today, I’ve got premier passes to watch the premier screening for this… 

 

 

Hannah Montana the Movie

 

I know ppl will start saying that :”Hey this is such a teenage / casual show.. no point watching it~”

but ironically, i enjoyed the every bit if the movie! lots of funny scenes and touching scenes. Never to miss quite a few of nice songs in the show as well!

Overall the show met the purpose and it’s entertaining enough. Must also mention that i am actually not a fan of Hannah Montana especially the drama series. This show shows the mature side of Miley and i have to say BRAVO to her effort!

Obviously this is also a Recommended show from me… ratings? 

of course 5/5 lar! FREE TICKET WAT!!  :P

p/s :

I wish to go watch Transformers 2, Revenge of the Fallen in a HUGE group… whoever interested please let me know and we shall arrange something for the screening of Transformers 2 on 24th June!!!

 

signing off :

~coJack09~

Party People… Hennessy Artistry!

Geez, Till 2 days ago, after 24 friggin years i only realised and
managed to spell “Hennessy” correctly instead of “Hennesey”
Wrong spelling all these while and i did not realise it at all!
haha!Sorry Hennesy! here’s an exclusive write up for you! ^^

-cojack-

 

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OK Hennessy Artistry 2009 at Upstairs, The Loft KL, was one cool event

First of all, special thanks to Sharlyn, if wasn’t her, i will not get this..

Invites?

 

...and yes its VIP pass!

At first i was quite a lil bit of stranger when i first thought of attending it.. It was like many monts ago since i last attended the Halloween Party but after thinking twice, who cares! It’s always cool to get to know few new friends!

 So, I went….

to the party of the year Hennessy Artistry @ Upstairs, The Loft KL…

Upstairs, The Loft

 

The Loft KL

 

Invitation, Destination..

 

The Loft

We Registered, and entered the club…

Registration Counter... VIP lane on the Right>>

 and we have some shooting at the main entrance… make us feel really VIP-licious… where u stands in front of the Huge banner with Hennessy artistry background, and few official photographers starts the *chik* *chiak* *chik* *chiak* session…

Entrance Shot - me

 

Entrance shot - Sharlyn

They have 3 booths set up outside of the club(right after the entrance)..

The DJ booth,

DJ Booth

 

DJ Booth...DJ wanna be? this is a MUST try out!

 

...and try to beat HER DJ skills!

 

 The MTV booth,

MTV Booth, mix your own MTV!

Well, to be honest, BOTH of these booths are appealing… Both chics were equally attarctive and the gadgets are so high tech and gave me the itch to try out….

but nothing beats

T.H.I.S

Mix Boost? anyone?

 

SERVE YOURSELF! My Fav mix of the Night - Hennessy & Red Apple Mix!

 Then we were urged to get into the hall as media conference was about to get started.

 

moreeee Henessy mixes

(but i still prefer the red apple mix! XD)

 

media, VIPs in the house...and the ceremony started.... THE big shots from Hennessy...

 

they gave some speeches….

hot emcee

 

and the featured artists of the night are :

our very own CARPICE!

 and

VJ STARZ ANGELS feat SISSOKO

 

Open Q&A sessions

 

chics dig'em

 

..erm...guys too...

 

 PPL that i first met(from left) : *SORRY* , Hitomi, Suresh (Ryan), Serge Norguard , Evelyn, Jessica, and also Sharlyn

And then we moved to the dance floor….

you want some?

 

Party ON!!

 

other then party on? DRINK ON LORR!! XD

 

while partying - waiting for performances..

 

And here goes the performances:

Caprice to perform!

 

Caprice, doing his very best

with some HOT dancers…

 

 

jo-jo-jo-joker face danca... i think he's quite cool!

Hitomi -- another 1000D user spotted!

 

superb beatboxing by VJ STARZ ANGELS feat SISSOKO

bloggers enjoying the night.. (from left) Sharlyn, Shu Jen, Kel Li Goh, Celine yapFrankly speaking i lost track of who was this guy.... but he performed with Caprice...

 

It was a not bad performance…

 

 Old frien! Puay En long time no see and glad to meet you here!

(stay pretty always …)

dancing queen(s)?

 

Tonight......(*smiles*)

 

dance, people, dance!!

 

happy faces everywhere... but the gal behind was soooo into the rythm...(and maybe hennessy effect? )

 

Sharlyn is happy gal!

 

Jess is eVen happier.... XD (FYI she got pulled up by Caprice himself to dance on stage while he was performing! )

 

and so do i? can i say i'm a happy guy?

 

the dancers

 

Jess, Yee Hou and Sharlyn... and Yee Hou claims that he looked horny in this pic... well one knows it best if he's one (HEHEHEHE)

 

one for the Album... Top: Serge Norguard , Jess. Bottom:me, Ryan

 

more babes...

 

VJ STARZ ANGELS

 

Nice picture from Hitomi

 

leaving! Welcome, Goodbye

Yeap we left quite early because we went for MAMAK session…. had great chit chat with the new friends and i’m really glad to know you all

Take care always my friends! and may we keep in touch!

Met these cool ppl in the party :
Serge Norguard  : http://dustyhawk.com/

Hitomi : http://hitomi5.blogspot.com/

Evelyn Goh : http://yenniedoll.blogspot.com/

Jess : http://www.benjicajess.com

Ryan : http://theredhalf.blogspot.com/

 SweeAn, Low Weng Chiew, Zecster Tan, Ong Boon Chai (i dun have ur blog url yet? please update me! )

 

Picture of the day?

After Hennessy Effect...

What mama teach you boy???

 

signing off….

~coJack09~柯桀

My Love is coming… TRANSFORMERS : Revenge Of The Fallen

 

THEY ARE BACK!

THEY ARE FREAKING BACK!!!

Ever since the first Transformers last year, I’ve totally fallen in love with Mikaela Michael Bay and his work.

Bumblebee, Optimus, Mikaela, Sam, Autobots, Decepticons, Mikaela, Mikaela, and Mikaela…. *yumm*

and below is their latest footage video released…

SUPER

COOL!!!

damn i cant help myself hoping it will be 24th June the next day i wake up every SINGLE day!

 

**UPDATE 19/04/09**

too bad Vimeo restricted the video access after one freaking day…
However, there were already screenshots done!
see Seiberton.com  for the second to second screenshots!

few of them to be shown here:

 

 

 

 

Bumblebee Crying.... due to Sam doesnt want him to get involve with his normal like aka going to College *awww* so cute!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our favourite Hero Optimus... with damages... *ouch*

 

All new Starscream, more menace, more action!

 

Optimus doing somersault 360!

 

New Character Alert - believed to be Arcee(left) and Sideways (right)

 

Sam with Insecticon

 

Another New Character - JetFire

 

and the Shinny new BADASS Devastator!! BIG, BAD robots are coming!! Optimus is like 1/6? of its size only!

Devastator-combine from SIX!

 

Revenge.... another badass new character - JETFIRE

 

Miss this Mr Sector 7-with-flowery-Square-pants?

 

New Twins Character, Skids and Mudflap. Both are funny characters

 

New Character - Wheelie(Decepticon)

 

Pictures are all adapted from http://www.seibertron.com/.

 

*oh Bumblebee Mikaela…..*

Lovely？

 

No i think sexy....

Ok i know the next thing you gonna do is to click on the image above to maximize it…

TOO BAD!!!

It’s the original size HAHAHA!! LMAO…

 p-e-r-v-e-r-t~~

admit o not?

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if admit please click this link as a reward of being HONEST  :D  

 

 ~coJack09~柯桀

cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait cant wait……….. >.<

Yiiinggrrish lessons anyone…?

Went to Main office to do some scanning job yesterday night and i passed by the IT department…

and i saw this on the whiteboard written huge and clear… seems like a “Lesson of The Day” thing to be passed on to the whole team’s acknowledgement…

Is like “If you manage to come by this word, MAKE SURE U KNOW WHAT THE CUSTOMER WANTS! DAMN IT!” thing…

ANTI AUNTY virus

Isnt that hilarrious cool?

Well we will hear more verbs like this almost everyday… nothing really surprising for a company that’s being bought over by an indian company not long ago..

Culture Shock

that’s what we need to address this as…

so much to learn on..

hmm…

~coJack~09

Chinese New Year 09 – the Wrap up Part 1

 

It’s been a long long month since i last updated my blog. That’s why today, no matter what i forced myself to

COMPLETE MY BLOGS!!!!

trust me… these are gonna be hell of a post….(series of them!!)

Chinese New year 09, is a fruitful year for me. No matter how, time is just so not enough!

Met up many family members  and friends, this is just the upmost beauty part for a chinese new year. Gatherings, gatherings, and more gatherings!

Memories and flashbacks are often the best and hottest topic among all gatherings…. but moving forward from this year onwards, guess FUTURE, is one of our main concern as well…

Though most of us might be only meeting like half a year once or even worst once a year..I just really wanna wish everyone, from the bottom of my sincere heart, take very good care, and  i had been, will be always missing each and everyone of you… 

First day was my entire big family’s reunion… was so busy talking, cathing up with everyone and (also playing poker ) so I actually decided to leave my camera aside

Start of with my 2nd day of CNY….

Elyne's house with the gals....

 

Elyne’s house is a very green place where i’ve snapped some of them here..

Green Green

and colorful....

and lifely!

 

all of us enjoyed chit chatting with each other, 

  
  

 

but one went to scare the doggy…. 

I am still tryin to figure out why the puppy is to terrified… any reasons?

..

And not to miss, her mom gave us ang pau…..

We chit chat-ed till the sun gone down only we left from her place…

All the best to you, Elyne (hope i do not need to meet you while u are working in Hospital Melaka! *touch wood*)

 

So me, Siok Mei and Sook Kuan continued our journey for Day 2. She invited us to have dinner at her family’s rastaurant. We were feeling reluctant to go at first.. but since she insisted, well.. it’s free why not?

RIGHT before we arrived at her place, her parents called, saying that they’ve prepared Steamboat for freaking

TEN head count’s quantity! 

I nearly slammed on the break and pulled the handbreak for a U-turn away from her shop.. but again, thinking it’s free… JUST DO IT lorr…

So Guess what we saw when we arrived?

 

TADAAA!!!!

We only had 3 person in total…..

and her father even cooked these other then steamboat…

  

  

 

Siok Mei, Sook Kuan, Me.

We tried our best but we knew we will need reinforcemens.. then i called in Pei Shian…

 

Tolong!!

 

Pei shian to the rescue!

4 of us tried our best but we mainly only managed to finish like 70% of the food…. so we called Pei Shian’s boy boy and his frien to help to finish up the food…. total 6 person to clear up 10 person’s food.. not bad huh! of course lo got me mar!

After the meal we went to Gary’s place… 

in case you do not know who is this uncle, here u go…

Uncle Gary Yeo Khai Lun

We had some beer+Chit chat session at the open space near his house

Sook Mei the kong kam kidnapped my doggie from my car....

 We talked, joked, 

under the starry-starry sky…

 

Starry...

and even folled around…

Gary trin to show his bulu kaki to siok mei...

 

Bodoh Smile....

 

 

And we went back home, at nearly 3am…..yes, in the morning… right before Siok Mei frozen to death at the padang..

 

Now THAT, is for DAY 2!

 

~coJack09~柯桀

New style weh! new style!

A group of wannabe-s from TAR college…..

Make sure you finish watching the whole video!
（and also listen to their powderful conversations…)

 

I LOLed

SUPER

loud

 

sorry i just cant help myself!

 

~coJack08~柯桀